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Serious Sam 3 BFE Free Download Unfitgirl Notable for stunningly destructive weapons (who among us can rekindle memories of Doom’s BFG 9000 without getting all weepy), displaced body parts, creepy music, creepier sound effects, and visually alarming yet severely dim-witted enemies that relied on brute force and/or sheer numbers rather than intelligence, the FPS of fifteen years ago was certainly a sight to behold. Soon, any publisher wanting to turn a profit (that would be every publisher) seemed to have its own take on the basic formula. But too much of a good thing can sometimes wear people out, and eventually the criticisms began rolling in. Where was the originality? The realism? What about a shooter that taxed our brains as much as it taxed our trigger fingers? By the turn of the millennium, the truly wanton FPS was on its death bed and the rise of the thinking man’s FPS was nigh. At the time, few tears were shed. We’d clearly moved on to new and better things. Or had we? Judging by the anticipation and very early reaction a dozen years later to Serious Sam 3: BFE, an FPS throwback if there ever was one, maybe not. You see, the latest Serious Sam is built on precisely the same principles that were mercilessly drummed out of gaming land so many moons ago. Rivers of blood. Endless streams of brain-dead monsters sprinting straight at you like they’re training for the Olympics. Small guns, bigger guns, ginormous guns. Industrial metal soundtrack. Save, die, load, repeat every few minutes. There’s really not much more to it. For many, that’s just the way it should be. In Serious Sam’s introductory cutscene, aboard a chopper hovering over the upcoming battleground.Unfitgirl.COM SEXY GAMES

We get a taste for the sensibilities of our anti-hero, “Serious” Sam Stone. Lamenting his impending assignment – which, in typical series fashion involves viciously dispatching alien mutants in the Egyptian desert – Sam notes he should be “doing blow off a stripper’s ass right now.” So much for political correctness. Moments later, said chopper takes a hit and Sam is bounced unceremoniously out the door, where he plunges onto the roof of a war-torn low-rise. And that’s where you take over. You look around, trying to figure out what the hell you’re supposed to do now, when out of nowhere you’re pounced upon and beaten to a bloody pulp. If you must fight this freak of nature – and you most certainly do – you’ll need to do it with your bare hands. So you stand your ground when it next attacks, clawing and pounding away until, quite without warning, you rip out one of its big, disgusting eyeballs. And there you stand, a giant eyeball in one hand, a dying beast in front of you, and the audacity to coolly quip, “You ought to be more careful. You’ll put an eye out.” Walking around the next corner, you spot an item that will continue to serve you well much later in the game, even after you’ve located and grabbed an assortment of more modern weapons. It’s a sledgehammer, and it feels good. You opt to test it out, sauntering on over to the bloated carcass of a Satanic pigdog and pounding it into meat blobs. Blood-soaked meat blobs. Welcome to Serious Sam, an unapologetic kill-fest seasoned with a heaping helping of gore. And familiar instances of twisted humor too, though sadly not quite as much of it as in earlier Sam games.

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In any case, the latest installment stays true, for the most part, to the FPS style of yore. Doubters need merely consult the game’s official strategy guide, which I now present truthfully and in its entirety: 1. Hold down the trigger. 2. Run backwards. 3. Repeat. To that I can add a fourth: Grab every power-up you see. But don’t let the procedural simplicity fool you. This is a hard and, in many ways, an uneven game. Take, for example, the difficulty levels. In Serious Sam, you’re given the option of five: Tourist, Easy, Normal, Hard, and Serious. The first is most definitely easy, with very few real threats throughout. The final two are, in a word, nightmarish. But the second and third, where most players will be, expose one of the most apparent flaws in the game. To wit, the action is either feverish or non-existent. When the aliens come a-calling, they do so in big, fat waves, often scores at a time. It’s a crazed, non-stop trip along suicide cliff, and the chances of surviving the more populated waves on your first (or second or tenth) run-through lie somewhere between zero and zilch – particularly as the game is so curiously stingy with not just its ammo but also its available guns. Hence the need for constant game saves. Yet between the waves, apart from the odd straggler you’ll meet here and there, the threat level drops off faster than Herman Cain’s credibility. That’s okay in Tourist mode because those who gravitate there presumably want to take it easy throughout. And in Hard and Serious, you’ll need the breaks. But in the middle, it’s a roller-coaster ride of supreme proportions – chunks of utter, pure mania followed by swatches of nothingness.Pikuniku

The game’s admirably large indoor/outdoor world is clearly built for much more activity than the “Normal” level offers (and, I would argue, a more consistent pacing from start to finish), yet the big melee/big gap/big melee routine continues throughout and will inevitably come off to many as one long, repetitive grind. Hey, old school shoot-’em-ups are just fine, but give us a bit more encounter diversity along the way. Thankfully, there are warnings aplenty when a herd of space demons is ready to descend upon you. First, the game stutters for a moment as it creates an automatic save point. Second, the music kicks up a few notches. Finally, moments before battle, the serenade begins – the seriously pissed off groans and growls of the beasts waiting around the very…next…corner. How you conduct yourself in battle depends very much on the type of murderous maniacs you face. Galloping skeleton beasts are fast and lethal even when they’re not launching massive cannonballs attached to chains. Fortunately, both the creature and its weapon can quite easily be dodged. Even better, one good knock from a sledgehammer busts them into a pile of bones. The headless, screaming dudes running at you while carrying a bomb in each hand? Back up and keep backing up as they chase you, and they’ll inevitably group together. One shot into the midst of the flock and boom goes the dynamite. There are more monsters of course, and guest appearances from even bigger and badder bosses. Granted, there isn’t much here that we haven’t already seen in other, earlier installments of the Serious Sam franchise, but we give longtime developer Crotean credit for coming up with such loveable deviants in the first place.

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The point is this: Serious Sam 3 likes to put forth horrifically populated scenarios from which escape, at first, seems impossible. And this is where you either love or hate the thing. It’s all about the melee and the saves and the multiple attempts. Ultimate success demands perseverance and oodles and oodles of opportunistic saves. And then suddenly, you’re sitting there wondering how it looked so difficult in the first place. But are you up for the repetition? From a purely visual perspective, the game should satisfy most. Save point stutters aside, I’m hard-pressed to remember any time I encountered a frame rate hiccup – far from faint praise when you consider the sheer number of characters on screen during the game’s busiest moments. And it looks good too – not cutting-edge amazing and there is certain deja vu when you walk into a dungeon or a temple courtyard only to have seen something remarkably similar several times earlier. Moreover, Sam is no stranger to clipping, often just when you can least deal with its hassles. Yet the game remains convincing enough throughout its many indoor and outdoor settings that you usually feel comfortably ensconced in the environment and the mood it’s trying to portray. When playing Serious Sam 3: BFE for the first time, one could be fooled into thinking Croteam had bowed to mainstream gaming conventions. The first few levels are quite slow paced, giving Sam only a limited handful of generic weapons and pushing him through corridors filled with scant, evenly distributed enemies. This is not the Serious Sam you’re used to, and those looking forward to a mindless cavalcade of violence may feel disappointed.Shoulders of Giants

It is, however, little more than a trick. Although the game starts off with a deliberately slow build, it does not take long for Serious Sam 3 to become perhaps the most ludicrously violent, brutally stressful game in the entire series. Serious Sam 3 preserves the wave-based gameplay of past iterations, in which enemies spawn at a rapid rate and assault players in unremitting legions. Once again, Sam’s arsenal of weapons are fairly standard but wholly satisfying, with rocket launchers, sniping devastators and miniguns mercilessly chewing through the opposition. New to the series is an assault rifle with a sight scope — perhaps the only concession to the modern shooter this game ever makes. If Sam is near enough to certain enemies, he can take them out instantly with a melee attack. Melee attacks allow Sam to rip the hearts out of beheaded rocketeers, pull Kleer skulls from their bodies, and even remove a Gnaar’s cycloptic eye. While melee attacks seem overpowered at first, performing such moves during intense enemy waves soon becomes impractical, since Sam will take damage during the attack animation and will also have to drop whatever he yanked from the monster’s body before using weaponry again. When one can safely pull off an execution, it’s sadistically amusing, but it’s never overpowered since performing them is not always sensible. Most of the enemies are familiar, with headless kamikaze troopers, laser-spewing Biomechanoids and vicious Kleer skeletons returning with their familiar attacks in place. Every enemy has been redesigned to make them look more detestable — and even disturbing — than ever. There are some new monstrosities to encounter, chief among them the ape-like “space monkeys” that are actually quite frightening in their first appearance, since they hide in the dark and leap out at Sam.

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They get quite irritating after a while, though. Whatever new items have been thrown into the mix, this is the Serious Sam fans know and love. The large environments will cause players to become agoraphobic, as a wide space only means that an absolutely gigantic wave of enemies is coming. These waves are consistently oppressive, and will regularly push players back as they constantly retreat to gain space between them and the approaching aliens. This “one step forward, two steps back” approach is a series staple, but sometimes it can get a little aggravating, especially once you’ve cleared an area and need to walk through a huge empty corridor. Still, one cannot deny the simple pleasure of knowing that you just took on an entire army and won. Of course, winning isn’t quite that simple. Serious Sam 3 is damn hard, and swearing at the monitor can be a common occurrence, especially in the last few stages, with Croteam perfecting the art of combining certain enemy types to create the most potent threats possible. Players will learn to truly despise the Kleer this time around, as they always come at the least helpful moment, backed up by other creatures that cover them with explosive projectiles while they get in close with their bony blades. I’ve not even mentioned the Brides of Achriman yet, with their telekinetic ability to hold players in place while other monsters take potshots. This is a strenuous, savage, unapologetically “hardcore” game, and I don’t think I’d have it any other way. Fortunately, manual saves are in place, which is useful considering how long this game can be. Single levels can take between twenty minutes to a whole hour, which is almost unheard of by today’s standards.

Most first-person-shooter campaigns take four hours in total to beat these days, but you won’t get through a quarter of this game in that time. The only downside to such a setup comes with the last level, which ramps up the length to an extreme degree and forces players down a very linear, tight canyon for over two hours. Over two hours for one level. It doesn’t help that it’s a rather boring and dull level, leading the game to end on a frustrating, almost demoralizing note. Without that final chapter, Serious Sam 3 is a huge amount of punishing fun. The final stretch is all punishment, no entertainment. The combination of challenge and level length makes for a game that can actually become exhausting. After tackling legion upon legion of single-minded cosmic horrors for over an hour, it’s not uncommon to feel mentally and even physically drained. One’s clicking finger will be overworked, one’s mind full of the screams of kamikaze warriors and the hoofbeats of Sirian Werebulls. Serious Sam 3 can put players to sleep — not through being boring, but through wearing them down to the very bone. If that sounds like a criticism, that is not my intention, as a game that can maintain such levels of rigorous intensity over such extended time periods is remarkable, and deserves a measure of high praise. Serious Sam 3: BFE is a first-person action shooter, a glorious throwback to the golden age of first-person shooters where men were men, cover was for amateurs and pulling the trigger made things go boom. Serving as a prequel to the original indie and Game of the Year sensation, Serious Sam: The First Encounter, Serious Sam 3 takes place during the Earth’s final struggle against Mental’s invading legions of beasts and mercenaries.

In addition to single-player, the campaign levels can be conquered with up to sixteen allies in a variety of cooperative modes that allow for limited or endless respawns. While co-op is not quite as challenging as going solo, having a squadron of players in one map can be pretty damn fun, especially with the range of silly character skins on offer. There is a Survival Mode, which simply tosses players into a map and spews out enemies until all players are dead. So, it’s basically the campaign without a story. Competitive multiplayer also returns, and it is by far the roughest offering in the box. Environments look significantly uglier and everything feels rather sparse and alienating as players run around each other, firing off shotguns until somebody stops moving. The gameplay is barely evolved from the early nineties, which is part of the charm, but definitely isn’t worth playing very much. The biggest issue is that Serious Sam is a game about overwhelming odds, and stripping that down to a small amount of players runs contrary to the philosophy. I think Croteam would do well to infuse multiplayer with the same spirit as the solo mode, perhaps having players fight it out in environments that regularly spawn alien enemy waves. That could turn multiplayer into something truly special. It has to be said that Serious Sam 3: BFE is not graphically impressive. In fact, the whole production is unpolished and a little messy. The new Serious Engine produces visuals barely on par with early Source Engine games, and animations are pretty terrible, especially when it comes to melee attacks. It is not the ugliest game on the market, but it’s definitely not a looker.The Last Clockwinder

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