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Sex with Stalin Free Download Unfitgirl Sex with Stalin is a bizarre proposition, part-parody of the dating genre, part-surrealist exploration of modern Russia’s roots, and all done in the worst possible taste. It contains a great deal of text, mostly dense exchanges between the player character and Soviet leader Joseph Stalin. Fair warning: if the title isn’t enough of a clue, there’s a lot in this game with the capacity to offend. It is set in the mid-40s, when Stalin had become Russia’s de facto dictator and the centre of a personality cult. He is one of the 20th century’s most influential figures, and also a tyrant who, thanks to constant purges and famines, died with the blood of millions on his hands. Therefore some might consider it inappropriate to, as this game does, posit an absurdist timeline where Stalin becomes a rapper called MC Gulag and sings about how “I build my empire on tears and bones” before inviting the player to “go fuck yourself.” This is the kind of comedy that will push some things so far it’s queasy. The game’s protagonist is a contemporary Russian, who in the prologue bemoans the country’s lack of economic opportunities, the pointlessness of pursuing an education, the stranglehold that oligarchy places on ordinary people… and then boasts about having sex with his neighbour’s elderly wife, in some detail. Unfitgirl.COM SEXY GAMES

This sets off a chain of events that soon ends up with him in a time machine, and stepping out into Stalin’s office. From here, Sex with Stalin unfolds as a series of conversations that examine important moments in early 20th century Russian and European history, giving Stalin’s imagined perspective on such, before things take a turn for the weird. A conversation about the role of the proletariat, for example, may shortly lead to the time traveller offering some insight about individual health that leads Stalin to take up yoga and live to the ripe old age of 102 (at which point his would-be successors, sick of waiting, poison him). On another occasion, Stalin gets interested in anime and ended up turning the Russian state’s resources towards the creation of Sailor Moon, gazumping Japan entirely. Then he did a little dance for me in the Sailor Moon costume. This is all mixed-in with some alternately funny and horrifying dead ends along the way. In one ending Stalin ‘implanted’ himself in my time traveller before his head burst out of my chest like a xenomorph. So just what the hell is going on? Sex with Stalin is at times almost an art house piece, while at others it goes deliberately low-rent and aims to unsettle and disgust its players.

Huge amount of variability

At its core is this attempt to wrestle with some of the big historical factors that have contributed to the modern Russian state, and then around this are scattered the obsessions of an internet-addled mind: memes, social media, video games and nihilism. It ponders whether there was an alternative to the Cold War. It asks: if you just become a consumerist society in the end, run by gangsters, what was all the pain and sacrifice for? The only answers Sex with Stalin has to these questions are, of course, absurd. But it is playing the game any student of history loves, which is to chew over why things happened the way they did, and wonder what might have been. Asking ‘Stalin’ about events like the execution of Nicholas II and receiving someone’s thoughts on what he might say, as fabricated and grotesque as this puppet-show may sometimes be, is somehow alluring and fascinating. One may well ask where exactly the game is. Sex with Stalin features 25 different endings, of which I’ve seen around 10, and after you’ve unlocked two has the mercy to allow players to fast-forward through dialogue. You choose responses or questions, the conversation goes one way or another, and while Stalin’s pontificating you can switch between half-a-dozen fixed camera angles. Fireworks Mania

It’s no interactive masterpiece, then, but somehow kept me engaged for a couple of hours. This is not a game that fits into any particular box. Elements of it, like some of the developer’s previous work, veer towards crude shock value, but then these same elements are trying to smuggle-in half a dissertation’s worth of thoughts on Russian history. You’ll be taken aback by some insight on Beria’s limits, and why he would never have succeeded Stalin, then there’ll be some pixellated bending-over sequence where an unidentified mucous splats on-screen. This veers dizzyingly between high-falutin’ political philosophy and toilet humour: even when the jokes don’t quite land, it’s never boring. Sex with Stalin costs £2.50 and you should know by now whether it might appeal. What can be said about this, ironically enough, is that it’s clearly a labour of love. You will be surprised at how much effort has gone into incidental jokes and the creation of atmosphere, and the writing strikes a clever balance between the time traveller’s modern mores and the viewpoint of one of the 20th century’s most infamous dictators.

Tired of tolerating the dictator?

I don’t know if I’d recommend Sex with Stalin. But I do keep on thinking about it. Sex With Stalin, a newly released game by the independent Russian developer Georgiy Kukhtenkov, is incredibly boring. That’s too bad, because traveling back in time to seduce Joseph Stalin is a truly depraved idea. It promises subversive heterodoxy and cutting satire. Even just taking him for a spin through rooms that are most remarkable for their leather accessories promised at least some sort of excitement. But, though the game holds itself out as a transgressive thrill, what you get instead is a PowerPoint presentation inviting you to invest in the game creator’s incoherent ideological timeshare. It didn’t have to be this way. As the British satirist Armando Iannucci so ably demonstrated, Stalin remains a fertile subject for reflective, meaningful, absurdist comedy. And Stalin has long been an object of romantic and carnal fascination. The Soviet archives contain thousands of letters from women to the dictator describing their fantasies about him. Now in the digital age, an edited picture of a young, hot Stalin routinely resurfaces for fresh rounds of reluctant fans to comment on how incongruous it is that someone so hot could be so evil. Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes Switch NSP 

The specific scenario of sexual adventure is itself a tantalizing contrast to Stalin’s repressive paranoia. Where revolutionary Bolsheviks had decriminalized homosexuality, Stalin leveraged accusations of homosexuality against his political enemies. Where they railed against the corpulent excess of the Romanovs, Stalin tolerated Lavrentiy Beria’s sadism. In Stalin’s own life, the unexplained suicide of his second wife Nadezhda Alliluyeva was surrounded by political and sexual rumor. Even intimate life couldn’t escape Stalinism. Partners lived in fear that their relationships might be fodder for political persecutions and that their pillow talk might be overheard or revealed. Even in post-Stalinist times, local political committees often intervened in matters of intimacy, divorce, and abuse. Though Sex With Stalin acknowledges the terror Stalin sowed, there’s no import to the references. They pass by as, literally, screen wipes to indicate the passage of time: “XXXX repressions later…” The game itself is set as a tableau with the player, as time-traveling interlocutor, deposited across a desk from the tyrant, Joseph Stalin. Interrupted from his paranoid scheming, Stalin pours forth with stilted rants, insults, and monologues, while the player can only occasionally select a dialogue option between long bouts of mechanically clicking “next.”

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It doesn’t much matter, though, because the selections are alternatively so abstract, opaque, or generic as to make it impossible to intuit the result. Click long enough and the game will eventually spit the player into an animated ending scene, likely featuring some sadistically profane sexual act. Not a single moment of it is erotic, however. Sex With Stalin promises shock and subversion. Instead, the player is simply a time-traveling weirdo, deposited on a chair before the great tyrant Stalin to endure stultifying lectures about athleticism, economics, libertines, management principles, and whatever else boiled forth from the froth of the creator’s brain before some bizarre scene finally plays across the screen. These ending scenes are barely connected to the dialogue preceding them, each other, or any cognizable commentary concerning the state of the world then, now, or in the future. The only moment of genuine emotion is one in which Stalin takes your hand as you destroy the world together, suggesting an element of volition otherwise entirely lacking in the mechanical click-through gameplay. “In the process we compare our actual progress with the plan and assess any deviations. Fishing North Atlantic

This is called the control. Once we have fixed the deviations in the best way we can, we go back to implementing the list of goals. We implement management based on these principles.” Dialogue such as this makes it almost a relief to “circle back around” to the toneless digital sadomasochism. To be sure, this is what Stalin often actually sounded like—a mixture of American management theory and communist jargon. But while some other games, like the grim border guard simulation Papers, Please, make a moral point out of the monotony of dictatorship, this is just plain dull. The monologues are also invariably pablum. One possible ending features an eye-rolling parable of the same tone and tenor as the breathless email chains about an arrogant atheist professor who was totally owned by the facts, logic, and faith of a true Christian student. It’s almost immediately clear that Stalin in the context of the game is at most an aesthetic. His inclusion amounts to little else than a shock jock’s attempt at virality. Rather than a conversation with the dictator—or seduction, as advertised—the game itself is a tedious exercise in thumbing through the creator’s personal journals.

Perhaps something was lost in translation, but even the grotesque ending scenes end up banal. Yes, ok. There’s Hitler and Stalin having sex. Moscow’s remaining Communists were offended, but it’s not clear that anyone else should care. The game is so edgy it lacks any point. The problem may be that it appears to be the product of some inscrutable layering of weebdom (a condition characterized by unhealthy obsession with Japanese culture), ironic radicalism for clout, and message board nihilism. The rest of us shan’t be expected to try to figure it out. Presented differently, the graphic sexual masochism of the ending scenes could stand as a powerful reflection of the state Stalin built. Deeply personal emotion excised as mechanical, impersonal cruelties. Some scenes bring to mind the Kremlin caricatures that circulated during the relative calm before the Great Purge in 1937. One, dating from 1930, depicted Nikolai Pavlovich Bryukhanov suspended from the ceiling by his testicles—a reference to his political difficulties as the people’s commissar for finance during the Soviet Union’s first five-year plan. Stalin weighed in with an apparently tongue-in-cheek note directing that Bryukhanov should “hang …  by his balls for all of his sins present and future.

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