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Cyanide & Happiness Freakpocalypse Free Download Unfitgirl With a likeable loser anti-hero, colourful high school hallways full of misfit teens and teachers to meet, and a snide remark at the ready for almost every interaction, Cyanide & Happiness – Freakpocalypse has all the ingredients to bring the caustic comedy of its comic strip origins to life in videogame form. But while this adults-only point-and-click adventure initially resembles South Park: The Stick of Truth minus the turn-based fighting system, the combat isn’t the only thing that it’s lacking. For starters, its story is somewhat poorly structured, with the ‘Freakpocalypse’ event in question relegated to a cutscene in the cliffhanger ending. It’s seemingly there purely as a device to set up the two sequels that are apparently planned for a later date. I was pretty surprised to see the closing credits roll just as I thought Freakpocalypse’s story had finally begun to get out of first gear, and I couldn’t help but feel that – as a standalone game – Freakpocalypse comes across as noticeably unfinished, like abandoning a comic after reading the first panel in a three-panel strip. For the vast majority of its brisk four-hour runtime, Freakpocalypse’s plot centers around social outcast Cooper ‘Coop’ McCarthy and his quest to avoid bullies, woo his crush, and perform odd jobs for his grandma, whose raging libido is played for cheap laughs. That’s not to say Freakpocalpyse isn’t genuinely funny at times, and certainly I got a kick out of the mixed metaphor-riddled pep talks from Principal McNally and the freestyled song lyrics of the guitar-strumming Warren Wonderwall lurking outside of the school. It’s also endearing that desperately asking a character to be Coop’s prom date is an option in just about every dialogue tree. But elsewhere, the humour is mostly either presented in the form of corny dad joke puns — with the kid getting a drink in the hallway being named ‘Walter Fountain’ or another in the locker room showers named ‘Hayden Shoulders’.Unfitgirl.COM SEXY GAMES

Or it’s just toilet stall graffiti-style smut. When Coop eventually leaves the school and heads to Rod’s Pizzeria, there’s a jar on the counter labelled ‘Just the Tip’… and if that’s too subtle for you, there’s also a picture on the wall of a towering sausage with two vegetables at its base. I appreciate low-brow humour as much as the next childish idiot, but the dick jokes here are a bit too, well, limp. So too are the puzzles, which are far too basic to even tease your brain let alone wrestle it into a headlock and give it a rigorous noogie. When the school janitor’s closet is locked, you go and speak to the janitor who tells you the keys are in the boiler room, and sure enough… they are. That’s it. Puzzle solved. Some of these fetch quests do get slightly more convoluted later on, but at no point did they stop me in my tracks or make me ever contemplate the use of the built-in hint system. It’s initially cute the way that Freakpocalypse self-deprecatingly refers to its story and side objectives as ‘chores’, but less so when they very quickly start to feel a bit too much like brainless busywork.  are far too basic to even tease your brain let alone wrestle it into a headlock and give it a rigorous noogie.Not only are Freakpocalypse’s puzzles overly basic and lacking in variety, but there’s also a slight clumsiness to how you progress through them at times. Early on I’d already stumbled upon a rope and pulley and combined them to lift up a desk in the woodshop classroom to uncover a missing library book, before I’d even encountered the librarian who tasks you with finding it. This meant that when I eventually did visit the library and open an initial dialogue with her, she sent me to search for a book that I was able to return it to her instantly, which came across as an unintentionally comedic exchange.

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There are some moments that cleverly play with the conventions of the point-and-click genre. When you try and drag a USB thumb drive from Coop’s backpack to the printer in the principal’s office, for example, it doesn’t fit at first and returns to his inventory upside down for you to try and use again, because that’s literally the experience of inserting any USB device into any USB port ever. But such inspired instances are rare, and despite there being an abundance of objects to interact with in every corner of Freakpocalypse’s vibrant small town setting, the general lack of surprise means it’s mostly all click and no point. Cyanide & Happiness has grown from popular webcomic to garnering Kickstarter fame and starting its own animated series over the course of its 16-year-run of heckling internet communities across the globe. Freakpocalypse is the first full video game release from the comedy property (a battle royale game is currently in Early Access on Steam), delving into the point-and-click genre while borrowing a lot of the tone and ideas from a similarly over-the-top animation in South Park’s The Fractured But Whole. While Freakpocalypse successfully makes the jump into the medium with more than serviceable gameplay, the constant barrage of dark, stereotypical comedy—though oftentimes funny—tries a bit too hard to pull punches with every line of dialogue, resulting in a few more sighs than laughs. Coop McCarthy is a run-of-the-mill high schooler. Between searching for a prom date, not fitting in, and getting regularly bullied, Coop has a lot on his plate. But that isn’t enough for Freakpocalypse, as he is also treated like garbage by literally everyone in the school. Between the teachers’ outlandish psychoses, cliques, and focus on coming-of-age events, Freakpocalypse just oozes with stereotype after stereotype, often taken to the extreme. Teachers take part in the bullying, most kids won’t even give him the time of day, and the incessant name-calling is through the roof.Gears Of War

For those familiar with Cyanide & Happiness, the commentary on how rough high school can be, taken to the nth degree, fits in with the series’ style of comedy. But for anyone who hasn’t been exposed to it, there is a lot of hurtfulness constantly blasting in you in the face. Following the slow-paced opening section, Coop is tasked with saving the school from a gas-mask-wearing antagonist and radioactive events, which will leave this small town forever changed. Even though this pumps up the action and the fun-factor, the plot as a whole is pretty lackluster, heavily leaning on dialogue that is constantly trying to make jokes. While Freakpocalypse has several great moments that had the chuckles rolling, it also can be insensitive, racist, and out of line. As a content warning to anyone walking into Freakpocalypse without any prior knowledge, that may be something to keep in mind prior to playing. After you move past the constant joke attempts and middling story, you’re left with a pretty simple point-and-click adventure. While keeping combinations and puzzles from being too absurd, Freakpocalypse does get a little wild when trying to, again, be funny. But in these gameplay instances, it feels less forced than in the dialogue. Running through locations repeatedly can get old while trying to find that missing piece of the puzzle or figure out where you need to go next, and the use of a cursor on console almost never translates well for this genre, but other than that, Freakpocalypse works just as well as any other point-and-click adventure, while being unique in its own way. The use of missions helps to keep you on track while managing several puzzles at once, and the cosmetics for Coop are a fun addition, but after you get past your edgy-comedy-soaked experience, this is a pretty bare-bones adventure. While Cyanide & Happiness boasts a long history it can lean on, it just doesn’t have the chops of the franchises it tries to emulate. This wouldn’t be an issue except for the fact that Freakpocalypse tries so hard to stay on brand that it loses a lot of what makes games interesting and comedy clever.

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Performing perfectly on the platform and utilizing its clown-band soundtrack are positives, but all in all Freakpocalypse sticks to the script and fails a lot because of it. Starting as a Kickstarter in 2017, and based on the wildly popular webcomic, Cyanide & Happiness – Freakpocalypse has finally released on Steam. As Part 1 of a trilogy, players are tasked with helping the ‘perpetual loser’ Coop McCarthy find a prom date through a classic point-and-click style of gameplay. Coop has aspirations of becoming a superhero and saving the world but is constantly bullied and cast aside. The overall narrative of the game plays well to the dark humor that permeates everything Cyanide & Happiness has created over the years, but the overly simplistic puzzles and a constant stream of useless dialog makes getting through the game a chore. The gameplay in Cyanide & Happiness – Freakpocalypse mimics the point-and-click style perfectly. Objectives are simple and require exploration and basic puzzle knowledge to complete. Co-op can interact with a huge amount of characters and objects in three ways: look, touch, talk. The real grind of the game comes from the fact that all three options are accessible to everything. Players will have to look, touch, and talk to every single object in a room to ensure they’ve covered all their bases. Many objects even require multiple interactions to clear them, so talking to a mailbox two or three times is completely plausible. Also, many of the NPCs in the game are just Kickstarter backers who don’t progress the story or even offer sidequests. This makes the ‘feature’ of hundreds of objects just feel like unnecessary padding.Remnants

Despite the overabundance of interactable objects in Freakpocalypse, the game has an incredibly short playtime. The actual main story and sidequests can easily be beaten within two hours, especially when the player starts to notice the slight differences in things that can be picked up and ones that are just uselessly clickable. The ending comes out of nowhere and only leads to a cliffhanger moment that leaves a feeling of unfulfillment. There is also a complete lack of auto-save, so if a player finishes the game in one sitting but wants to go back and finish any uncompleted side quests, without any manual saves they are out of luck. The Cyanide & Happiness team is generally hilarious, but the jokes in Freakpocalypse fall flat throughout the short amount of time spent in it. There is an abundance of references to old C&H comics and shorts, but they feel more like rehashes than homages. Much like South Park: The Stick of Truth, the look and style of the game is absolutely spot-on, it definitely feels like playing a Cyanide & Happiness cartoon. With such a solid base of past successes in the board game, comic, and cartoon arenas there was a bit of disappointment in the overall lack of substance that Cyanide & Happiness – Freakpocalypse offers fans. It nails the classic point-and-click style but fails at just about everything else. In this point-and-click adventure, control Coop in his quest to be the hero he always wanted to be by helping the people of Netherton! Talk to, touch, and look at everything in your environment! That sexy looking clock? Ask it to prom! That rotting piece of fruit? Touch it!

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Did we mention the sheer amount of fully-voiced freaks and friends you’ll see from some of your favorite animated shorts? Feast your eyes on familiar faces as you fetch, find and frolic through your environment! Meet famous folks like Ted Bear, Shark Dad, Señor Cleanfist, and more! The citizens of Netherton need help. Like, a LOT of help. Fortunately(?) for them, there’s Coop! Enjoy the full gameplay experience by finding dangerous markers, buying frozen drinks, and trying to make people less miserable! (Or at least hate you less) Netherton is… Charming, if you look in the right places! Explore the town and discover a ton of different clothes, easter eggs and hidden details while you avoid death to freaks and bullies! Unlock special achievements for how good (or bad) you are at exploration! True to the signature art style, Freakpocalypse includes animated shorts that’ll bring you right back to the cartoon series that started it all! On top of that, listen to a set of catchy, original tracks that give life (or death) to your atmosphere! Coop’s main storyline can be completed in just a few hours, but if you explore more and see all of Netherton, it can take much more than that, even days! You have the fact that the C&H brand of funny is very much on display in this game and is great for fans of the online series and even newcomers. It has a ton of references to past videos and it feels like your really in that universe. Characters are fun to interact with as well and in an adventure game that is one of the biggest things you have to nail and they did just that. Puzzles range from easy to medium-ish in difficulty which may be just right for some people. I wish they could have been a bit more challenging but it is only episode 1 I guess so no complaints really.

The locations are pretty interesting and walking around the areas you have access too is pretty cool. I see a lot of complaints of no fast travel but in a game with a HUB world this small your only losing seconds at a time going from place to place. The unlockable outfits fun to collect and there are a lot of fun ones to wear Coop tends to slow down when hes walking towards a screen transition area for no reason. It’s very weird for him to just not walk to the next area without having to slow down like that. Sometimes its hard to move around in the area with the old folks home because some of the street is is intractable. Some of the puzzles can be solved with items in the same room as your problem or VERY close by. The story missions tend to not do that but some of the side missions are like that. I guess its not SO bad but it happen often enough that I noticed it. Some people may like that though so I guess thats a positive to some people. I only found one death in the game and it’s a joke. Not in the funny way but it just doesn’t fit whats going on. Coop clutches himself like he had a heart attack despite him touching loose electrical wires. Why didn’t he have a crazy electrical death?! He just kinda falls dead. The Ending. Yes, it’s setting up for the apocalyptic story line in the next episode but come on, you couldn’t let us walk around in it for even a little bit? I’m not super mad about it but it would have been nice to get a small taste of what is to come in the next chapter. It’s a great adventure game that I would recommend if you go into it knowing 2 things. One is that it’s not done yet and maybe should make it more clear to people buying it like calling the game “Freakpocalypse Episode 1” or something, I dont know.

Two is that its a game that has its time extended by doing all the side quests and exploring around for its little secrets. If you rush the story you are going to be disappointed. Sit back, relax, and listen to the characters and take in the story like any good adventure game. If you can’t get into the characters by the time you reach your house then this game just may not be for you, and that’s ok. Steam has a refund option for that reason! It’s far too short for the price. The side quests feel extremely underwhelming only giving you a cosmetic which you can find randomly in places. The main character gets s-talked so much by nearly everyone for no real reason its just depressing rather than funny I will say at the end it alludes that he will get some benefit at the end. You can examine everything more than i seen in most point and clicks but it ends up being a detriment when your trying to figure out what to do sometimes I wished they used the time to make more quality quests. The gameplay is around 2 hours including side quests but i have seen a video going through the useless examination dialogue going to 10 hours. it took 4 years to release part 1 and its been a year with nothing i could find that sequels would come out. The game just way to short as is. I know this is going to be a trilogy but I beat the game in about 2 and a half hours. That includes about 30 minutes of side missions and wandering around. its very bare bones. When the ‘To be continued’ popped up I just sat there asking myself ‘wait that’s it?’ felt like a prologue(also a good chunk of it I already played in the demo). Not worth the $20 is of right now. If you really want to get this I suggest waiting for the full game to come out. At Dead Of Night

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