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Crawlco Block Knockers Switch NSP Free Download Unfitgirl History lesson time! There’s actually a really good reason that Crawlco Block Knockers, a pervy puzzle game with plenty of nudity in it, is quite the appropriate Nintendo console release (I have no idea how eastasiasoft gets away with this, given the previously-released Waifu Uncovered pushes real boundaries on what can be tolerated on console). Way back on the NES there was a company that specialised in hacking cartridges to ship adults-only games to NES owners. One of those games was Bubble Bath Babes. Think Tetris or Bubble Bobble, but with a naked girl on the screen too. I mention this because Crawlco Block Knockers feels like it is cut from the same cloth to such an extent that it feels like a homage to that pioneering illicit title. Just that this time it’s a formal release. Nintendo sure has come far as a platform owner. Crawlco Block Knockers offers a different kind of puzzling action, but it’s nonetheless puzzling and you’ll need to put your thinking cap on. This is especially true if you want to see the exposed boobs and body-contorting positions that are the entire value proposition of the game. It’s basically a blend of Qix and Pengo. Each level starts out with a handful of blocks on a blank playfield. You need to slide and push those blocks into groups of three or more, while also avoiding enemies. Unfitgirl.COM SEXY GAMES

You can slide the blocks into the enemies to defeat them (that’s the Pengo influence). When you’ve formed sets of three similarly coloured blocks or defeated enemies, parts of the background will also disappear, revealing the image behind it. Your goal is to “clear” a certain amount of the space in each level this way. That’s the Qix side of the experience. You’re probably looking at the half-naked girls in the background and assuming that this game is terrible, but it’s actually not. It’s actually really, really catchy. Blocks spawn at a rapid rate, so you’ve got to think fast, and the variety of enemies is there to give you a stiff (hah, I was always going to get that pun in there somewhere) challenge. Thanks to a really groovy soundtrack blasting synth beats right into your ears, it’s really easy to get into a rhythm with this thing and play for a lot longer than intended. The little critter that you control (I don’t even know what it is meant to be) moves well and responsively, and there are even boss battles for some variety, that are both healthily challenging and yet fair. This is one of those unfortunate adult games in some ways because it’s going to be dismissed without a second look solely on its visual premise, but the underlying mechanics are rock solid. But let’s talk about the naked women art pieces, because you can’t escape it if you’re going to play this.

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They’re excellent. Aesthetically it looks like it’s pulled right from a combination of 80’s “mature” anime (think City Hunter), with a dash of 80’s erotic visual novel thrown in, only in a much higher resolution. And then the characters are all posed in quality pin-up poses which add an artful curb to the excesses of a lot of other games when they start playing around with nudity. It is – dare I say it – classy, and the retro theme acts to further distance the character models from any claims of realistic titillation. It’s too abstract to be perverse, and while we’re certainly not talking about art of the calibre of Hylas and the Nymphs here, that “80’s late-night vibe” is such a cool aesthetic. Now, can you talk about objectification and all that standard discourse the moment a naked breast appears on-screen in video games? Yes. Sure. The debate over pin-up art in general (is it empowering, demeaning, feminist, voyeuristic, fetishistic, pornographic?) has been going on for many years now and there are very vocal, substantiated arguments from all of those angles and then some. If this was a higher profile game it would certainly raise eyebrows and open mouths. What’s more, Crawlco Block Knockers is certainly not attempting to subvert or satirise, and so as a fairly straight-faced take on the pin-up aesthetic it’s worth engaging on that basis. The Planet Crafter

On the other hand, the sleazy tone that comes from it is, again, spot-on for what clearly influenced it, and while I do think it’s too abstracted to be problematic I do think that aesthetically it is executed to an exacting degree. In other words – it’s good. Crawlco Block Knockers is pitched at a really low end of the price spectrum, and that’s just as well because while the game’s got more than enough content to justify a run-through, it struggles to give you any reason to keep playing. The game tracks scores, but doesn’t do anything with them, and it never feels “arcade” enough to make the scores the focus of the experience. What passes for a narrative is laughable – it’s one or two lines between levels, and those are nonsense (though I doubt anyone would go into Crawlco Block Knockers looking for a narrative), and once you’ve seen the art for the first time, the mystery is gone. I loved that the game shows a very vague outline of the character on the playfield at the start, so you’re very much teased into sliding those blocks around to “unwrap the prize,” as such. The second time around, though, it’s a bit like wrapping a present just so you can have the joy of unwrapping it again.Not every game needs to be infinitely replayable, though. Crawlco Block Knockers is perfect as a little diversion in-between bigger games, or because levels are short, it’s the ideal time-filler.

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I would have said that it would be ideal to take on the commute, too, except that other people would most certainly judge you for playing this in public. It really is good fun though. Now and again you become interested in a videogame for one reason only to end up enjoying it for another. That was very much the case with Crawlco Block Knockers, a ‘90s-inspired puzzle title that I was initially drawn to because of the promise of ‘lovely ladies’. Always curious to see how the gameplay of these titles would hold up I fired up the Switch and quickly found myself spending hours playing not for the lovely ladies, but for the attentive gameplay I was experiencing. Shame on me for judging a book by its cover, but just how good is Crawlco Block Knockers, you might ask. The core gameplay loop here is to push, pull, and even kick blocks around a stage in order to match three or more of the same colour together. While it’s a simple goal, the blocks spawn in random places and those you match ‘lock in’ and reduce the overall size of the play space. While you are able to climb on top of these blocks, you won’t be able to bring new blocks with you so careful planning is needed if you are going to succeed. New blocks will also keep spawning in random places so being quick on your feet will be a key part of ensuring you stay on top of everything. The Riftbreaker

That won’t be the only challenge you face however, as alongside the new blocks spawning into the stage a number of enemies will also appear. Should you come into contact with one of these or their projectiles then you can say goodbye to one of your lifes. Thankfully, if you manage to fling a block into one of these enemies it will be killed and be one less headache to deal with. If these do however prove to be too much of a challenge, worry not because, much like many other elements of Crawlco Block Knockers, you can turn them off without any penalty allowing you to enjoy the title however you wish. Now, each stage requires you match a certain number of blocks in order to progress but you also have another, optional goal that is compiling the silhouette. You will find one in every stage and when blocks match inside the silhouette it will slowly reveal the artwork of a pinup model awaiting below. You don’t need to complete these silhouettes to clear each stage, but doing so rewards you with bonus points and a nice image, if that’s what you are after. it’s worth mentioning that unlike many other games the artwork in Crawlco Block Knockers is actually quite tasteful and feels more like a pinup model than say hardcore lewd content. They keep in line with the games ‘90s inspired aesthetic and are quite well drawn.

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For those who are not too keen on them however, the title includes the option to censor these images along with turning them off completely. This is a nice addition as doing so puts the focus on the gameplay which does not disappoint. Where things start to get a bit hectic is in the games’ boss battle stages. You’ll encounter one of these every few stages and they do away with the requirement to match blocks and instead, ask you to fling said blocks directly into the boss to do damage. While that sounds simple enough the boss themselves are actually quite challenging and have much more mobility than you do. While not impossible they do have a steep difficulty spike that might turn some players away. Thankfully the game includes the option to skip these boss battles altogether which is a nice option to have. As you complete levels you will earn stars based on how you do and with enough of these you earn the right to skip over a boss fight. It creates a nice reason to replay levels and improve your performance while also still letting you go up against the boss if you want a real challenge. Likewise, the option to turn off the enemies in the standard stages is a nice addition which ends up making Crawlco Block Knockers quite accessible as a puzzle title. All of this is packaged in a visual and audio treat that really nails that 90s aesthetic from start to end. The Room VR: A Dark Matter

The visuals are full of colour and animation with sound effects to really help sell the experience. Add on top the funky soundtrack and you have yourself a solid all round package that is sure to keep players entertained for hours. While it’s not going to be to everyone’s taste, given the ‘lovely ladies’ for those who are looking for an addictive and challenging puzzle experience, look no further than Crawlco Block Knockers. It’s almost a shame that some eroge, “fan service” and lewd games pitch themselves where they do. Some of the Senran Kegura games, for example, have high quality game play but their pseudo mature content limits their audience. Crawlco Block Knockers is a prime example of this. This puzzle game takes the moment to moment play aspects of the 1980’s classic Pengo and uses them to create a new type of puzzle game that’s quite fun to play. Unfortunately, that’s all built around unveiling lewd images which will either turn you on or turn you off entirely. In Crawlco Block Knockers you play as the newest employee at Crawlco, a shipping company. The player character, a little Jiminy Cricket looking thing, is recruited at the busiest time for this company which ships boxes of various colours for unknown reasons. The contents of these boxes are unknown (but do lead to a fun little gag at the end of the game). It’s what the player has to do with these boxes that forms the main game play cycle.

At the start of each standard level, an outline of an image is presented under a grid. To unveil this image, the player must pull and kick randomly spawning blocks over this outline. What’s more, those blocks must be in groups of the same colour. Once 3 or more blocks of the same colour come into contact with one another, they fix their position and unveil the image below. The aim of each level is to combine groups of these blocks against special blocks (or the edge of the screen) to reveal a target percentage of the whole board. Focus your attention on the target outline and you’ll be rewarded with higher points (and a gallery image to view afterwards as the bonus for revealing the whole silhouette). That image below? It’s always an anime woman (or women) in various states of undress. Each of Crawlco Block Knockers 9 standard levels has 3 rounds with the woman getting more and more naked with each round. The first round is fully clothed and by the third round, there’s bare breasts and provocative poses. There’s no genitalia on show here. That information may be a pro or con to you. No judgement here. The blocks that spawn on the board act like coloured squares of ice. They can be pulled (but only if you can reach the direction you want to pull from) along the horizontal and vertical grid lines. To push, you can kick blocks and they’ll travel in whichever directions they’re forced until they hit something.

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