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Cardlife Creative Survival Free Download Unfitgirl CardLife is an open world crafting game that, like many examples of the genre, has a hunger mechanic. That means your little cardboard avatar is cursed with the need to eat to survive, or suffer the relatively minor indignity of respawning nearby with none of their stuff. We all know that robots eat nuts and bolts from cereal bowls, that’s basic science. But if we’re to accept that a creature made of corrugated cardboard (and therefore not burdened by a gastrointestinal tract) even has an appetite, what do you suppose that little cardboard man would eat? My guess would be various bits of coloured crepe paper and packing peanuts (perhaps with those little silica gel sachets for dessert) but in CardLife that’s not on the menu. No, instead you eat raw meat. To find a meal you must stalk through the woods like a papery Liam Neeson, punch a wolf to death with your bare, cardboard hands and then feast on the incongruous hot flesh within. This isn’t animated in the game – probably for the reason I’m about to give – but the thought of those salty meat juices soaking into cardboard fills me with an unspeakable sense of dread. Can you picture the lower half of a boy’s cardboard face becoming sodden as he slides each uncooked steak into the letterbox opening he considers a mouth? Can you imagine his widening cardboard smile gradually losing its structural integrity, as it sags and tears under the weight of beef-water, until his jaw sloughs off the bottom of his head completely, disintegrating into pink mush like an off-brand kitchen towel? It’s an awful image, and I’m sorry I made us both think of it. Unfitgirl.COM SEXY GAMES

But the inclusion of meat in an otherwise cardboard universe is one of the few times CardLife breaks its own wonderful papery theme. Besides the odd hunk of flesh the game is almost entirely made from bits of pulped wood. Landscapes are formed of layered sheets of corrugated cardboard (CardLife’s map isn’t procedurally generated, rather it’s all designed by hand, with biomes ranging from dense forests to snowy tundra) and animals are all slotted together cardboard shapes, like those briefly popular 3D jigsaws from the 90s, or that collectible glow in the dark T-Rex that was also from the 90s. More than anything, CardLife’s world reminds me of that scene in Beetlejuice when they shrink down into the model village and have to dig through bits of cork and cardboard to exhume the main guy, John Beetlejuice. This cute arts and crafts aesthetic feeds neatly into the game’s best feature too. Almost every object you craft can be customised by doodling the outline of its constituent parts, offering a degree of unfettered creative freedom that’s like a red rag to an immature bull who should really know better by now. A sword, for example, could have a shaft in the shape of a cock and balls, with a hilt in the shape of a smaller set of cock and balls. Craft an axe and you can shape the handle into, say, a cock, and the blade into a neat pair of human balls. Your shovel can be customised into any shape you can imagine. Me? Well I went with a large cock and a lovely, plump pair of balls, thank you for asking. Side note, I was once told off by Sony for placing a cock and balls on a squirrel in PS Vita platformer Tearaway, which had a very similar personalisation mechanic. The warning email said I would face a ban if I didn’t “reconsider my online behaviour”, which clearly I never got round to doing.

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In CardLife you use your customised tools to harvest and mine raw materials out of the cardboard earth – cardboard stone, cardboard ore, cardboard diamonds – which are the ingredients needed to craft prefabricated structures like walls, doors, ceilings and staircases. You can customise these bits too, adding hand-drawn windows, shapes and other little details. Almost anything large enough can be personalised, even your avatar. The novelty of hand-sculpting your own tools soon wears off – there are only so many rude shapes you can think up – but the ability to personalise the prefabricated parts allows you to design some interesting looking buildings given enough time and imagination. Poking around on a multiplayer server I encountered player-built villages made from customised parts, snapped together to create tall skyscrapers, detailed castles and complex multi-storey constructions, replete with cryptic signposts and static zombie cutouts. There was not a cock and balls among their ranks, which suggests my obscene avatar may have been in breach of some server rules, or simply that my fellow players are a smidge more sophisticated than I am. Things aren’t terribly social online just yet, with just a handful of players spread across a few, mostly empty servers. Dotted about the landscape were staircases to nowhere, abandoned clifftop towers and cardboard ghost towns, their inhabitants presumably all having logged off for their tea. The creativity on display was impressive nonetheless, and made me feel especially childish for strolling around with my pockets full of crudely sculpted penises.LEGO Builder’s Journey

Even in this early version there’s rudimentary combat and a variety of monsters, sets of armour to forge and swords to wield, and a vast network of subterranean card-caves to get lost in. Freejam is pumping out updates thick and fast too, and the development roadmap promises all manner of interesting features, from taming and riding around on wild animals, to farming, vehicles, multiplayer dungeon raids and underwater exploration, even opening up the game’s underlying code for modders to stick their tinkering fingers into. I don’t really know any history behind this game, but reading the reviews I’m kinda questioning the legitimacy of many of the recently negative ones. I read one review where a father said him and his kids got stuck underground, but viewing his profile I’d swear he wasn’t old enough to have kids. Another one claims they couldn’t even start the game, yet their play time shows they’ve put in over 3 hours just this week. Yet another says it gets boring after you defeat some of the higher-level enemies. Well yea, same thing can be said for Minecraft. Something fishy is going on with these negative reviews. Let me address a few things with my experience; Lots of people are saying the game won’t start, but it fired up for me without any problems yesterday after I bought it. I started a single-player game just to get the feel of it and then I tried hosting multiplayer, in case it might be something my brother would like too. I didn’t seem to have any problems or errors connecting to anything. The game loaded in fine in both modes and seemed to play normally. I played for a little over an hour without any game-breaking issues. One thing I did notice pretty frequently when digging down into the ground that you get a quick flash of “X-ray” vision when the ground you’re digging is removed.

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That said, I have that happen in Minecraft pretty frequently too. Haven’t experienced the “falling through the earth” like others claim though. That said, I’m not really dumb enough to dig directly under myself. I’ve learned in survival games to always dig at an angle, due to an awesome game (Empyrion) having that very same “fall through earth” issue at times. Perhaps the bug only happens if you dig straight down in this game as well. Easily avoided. As stated, I only played the game for a little bit but so far it’s been enjoyable. I dug a tunnel down to an underground cave. It looked pretty cool. There were even some driads, at least I think that’s what they were called. Wasn’t really sure if they were hostile or not, so I readied my custom-designed sword. They attacked when I got too close, and I ended up kicking their butts. I started building a house, which I noticed had a 7-day timer on it. I was hosing multiplayer at the time, so I’m guessing if you’re offline too long it collapses or something. I assume the timer is a functionality for dedicated multiplayer servers. Not sure how it works when live hosting multiplayer though. Another small, yet manageable, gripe I found was that food warnings seem to occur faster than you’d expect. You’d eat a bunch of berries and be full, then maybe 10 minutes later it would be saying you’re hungry again, even though your food bar was still half full. I’m guessing this is like an early warning, so you have time to actually hunt. Seemed a little odd for the warning to happen that early, but again it’s not game-breaking. Overall my time playing, which again was only a little over an hour, was fairly enjoyable. Still, I can’t help but wonder about the legitimacy of all the negative reviews.Hello Neighbor Hide And Seek

The devs, which seems like a small crew, have 2 other games and they seem fairly active on the discussions for them. Their help & support area for this game is still online and seems to work. It’s apparent this game hasn’t seen an update in a little while, but that happens when small studios take on multiple projects. Heck, that even happens with larger companies. You’ll see focus go to one game, then shift to another, then back to the first, and so on. People call this game abandoned… I’d question if that’s actually reality or just an opinion formed on player impatience. There does seem to be a section of the community who wants to see every topic on this game flooded with negative comments. I saw stuff like that kill a game called Folktale, which was really promising. The dev was a really nice guy who was very excited about the game, yet it was the impatience and negativity of the community that made the game unsellable, and thus the dev gave up on it. Personally, I don’t blame the dev for giving up on a game he couldn’t sell. I blame the community for that game never being finished. I hope the same doesn’t happen here because this game looks, likewise, very promising. As I’ve said before… I’ve got no issues with this game. Starts up fine. Plays fine. Tutorial seems to work. Building and crafting seems to work. It’s pretty fun getting to shape your own characters and tools. You could even cut holes and designs into things like walls and ceiling tiles. Haven’t run into any game-breaking bugs, even though I’ll admit I’ve only played an hour. Still, it’s been enjoyable so far. Well worth the sale price anyway. P.S. No, I won’t be allowing comments here. I know if I do, “that” section of the community will just show up and bomb this review with their negativity.

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Whatever their problems may be with the game or it’s developers, it’s not my problem and doesn’t belong on my review. You start the game by choosing whether to play multiplayer or singleplayer. There are only PVP servers currently in multiplayer but they will also add PVE servers soon. I had a big delay with the stuff I did even in singleplayer like I would have 200 ping so I think even the singleplayer games are hosted on their servers which might be a problem for some people with bad internet/far away from the servers. When you get into a game the first thing you need to do is create your character. You create the character by drawing your head first and after that, you can customize almost every other part of your body as well. You also have a lot of quests you can do straight when you get to the game they are optional though, but they give you great rewards and something to strive for during your playtime. Cardlife follows the same base mechanics as most other survival games. You begin the game by chopping wood and upgrading your house and tools while hunting for food. When you craft an item you have the choice to either craft the default shape or make your own shape for the item. So, for example, you could shorten your sword to look more like a dagger than a sword The game also has a lot of weapons/tools to choose from. There are swords, bows, and crossbows for combat and you also have pickaxes, axes, and sickles used for gathering resources faster. I found mining in the game to be quite difficult since you break a sphere-shaped area with your pickaxe so it’s quite difficult to make good tunnels/mines.

One thing I also found quite annoying was that torches have collision so you have to make your tunnels very wide so you can move around with all the torches. The game currently has no peaceful enemies like you would have in other survival games so even Deers attack you if you’re trying to kill them. Most of the enemies at day aren’t very dangerous but the more dangerous enemies like Imps and Goblins come out at night. There are quite a lot of creatures you can find in-game you have them more peaceful creatures like the Deer, but you also have very dangerous animals like Dire Wolfs or Bears that will require you to have good armor, weapons and have gathered souls from easier elite creatures. The game has no leveling system instead, you upgrade your character by killing elite creatures and equipping their souls. The souls increases your health, stamina, damage, armor, and all kinds of other stuff. The elite enemies are a lot more difficult than regular enemies since they have a lot more health, they deal a lot more damage and are faster too. The game is also extremely moddable since everything in the game is cardboard you’re only gonna need to make a 2d image for your items and models and after that, you just need to make the stats and implement them to the game. The game has no leveling system instead, you upgrade your character by killing elite creatures and equipping their souls. The souls increases your health, stamina, damage, armor, and all kinds of other stuff. The elite enemies are a lot more difficult than regular enemies since they have a lot more health, they deal a lot more damage and are faster too.
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To make a 2d image for your items and models and after that, you just need to make the stats and implement them to the game. There are many building and item tiers ranging from your standard wood to high-tiered metals like cobalt. When you craft a building piece you are provided the same option to use the default shape or make your own. You can use the editor to make all kinds of adjustments to your buildings, for example, you could turn a wall into a window by cutting out a window shape in your wall.
The building itself is similar to most other games in the survival genre. You have foundations, walls, doorways, stairs and all these kind of other stuff that you can find in most other survival games.
Building, in general, can be quite difficult since sometimes you can’t get the structures to clip right and they don’t fit each other’s sizes, for example, one problem I encountered was that when I built my house with 1 normal wall and 1 half wall the spiraling staircases were either too short or too long to get the building right same thing with regular stairs as well. I encountered quite a few bugs during my playtime like enemies getting stuck underground so I can’t attack them and small bugs like not being able to switch to my sword when I have a bow equipped. The enemies getting stuck underground was pretty game breaking since you can’t get food or leather from your enemies resulting in you either starving to death or not being able to progress with the game. Cardlife is a great survival game. If you’re a long-time survival game player you most likely won’t find a lot of new things here, since the biggest addition compared to other survival games is the editing mechanic. If you’re looking for a generic survival game there are better ones out there, but where this game really shines is the building and editing system so if you’re interested in building I would recommend this game.Shotgun Farmers

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